Next Stop Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt pee-wee Designed by architect Martin Stern

Designed by architect Martin Stern Jr

Golden-yellow rounded bold text to the right of the pitcher reads "IT'LL LAST LONGER

Arched blue sans-serif text reads "BRAINERD

and a chatbot just skipped that whole step

Next Stop Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt pee-wee Designed by architect Martin SternAliens flew across the entire galaxy, developed faster than light travel, and their first order of business is a beeline for your backside. That peace sign is just a courtesy wave from someone who already knows you're not ready. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "NEXT STOP" above a green flying saucer with a green alien visible through a dome cockpit, flashing a peace sign, surrounded by white stars, comets, and a small teal blue planet.