Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

Every bad guy thinks they're Vader

and curling steam lines rising from the top

with radiating sunburst lines behind him

Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text readspschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in