Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text reads "ALCATRAZ SWIM TEAM" below

which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of

Every failed at-bat was just batting practice for the only swing that mattered

flanked by two blue five-pointed stars

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Bold distressed white block textStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit