Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex Sweatshirt altoona Earning the title of urban

Earning the title of urban achiever requires nothing more than a millionaire in a wheelchair needing a tax write-off and a framed photo for his wall

Segmented white sans-serif text below reads "EMMETT

representing a farming city where grain and grit defined daily life

with small red and cream stars and text reading "on 'CHICAGO' SKATES" to the right

Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex Sweatshirt altoona Earning the title of urbanRoberta's entire identity crisis hinges on a jacket with a pyramid on it, which is the most East Village thing ever. Stealing someone's thrift store look is apparently a valid path to self discovery. Inspired by Desperately Seeking Susan. The Details: Golden yellow pyramid built from rows of stone bricks sits beneath a red triangle capstone containing the Eye of Providence surrounded by radiating gold rays. A red and gold curved scroll banner beneath