How To Poop Without Your Phone Book wallet 000 miniatures or for tossing

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How To Poop Without Your Phone Book wallet 000 miniatures or for tossingWhen was the last time you used the loo without checking scores, scrolling memes, or pretending to answer emails? How To Poop Without Your Phone is the book no one asked for but everyone secretly needs. With 144 pages of games, trivia, riddles, and no screens in sight, its the ultimate toilet distraction. A funny gift for men who need a break from their phones, even if its just for five minutes. Less scrolling, more sitting. Your brain and your