Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius This design tips its captain’s

This design tips its captain’s hat to the ultimate floating cocktail lounge aboard The Love Boat

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

Wooderson didn't just crack the code

flanked by three white stars on each side

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius This design tips its captain’sTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads