Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " Red and white text

" Red and white text at the bottom reads "FOOTBALL" above "1974 MVP

filling the surrounding space

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

A vintage caricature of a batter in a red cap

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " Red and white textMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork