Mr. Wing's Emporium - Unisex T-Shirt burgers Distressed white retro bubble-serif text

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

and starfish

Pastel camouflage only works until the horse runs out of patience

followed by cursive text reading "Continental Cuisine

Mr. Wing's Emporium - Unisex T-Shirt burgers Distressed white retro bubble-serif textMr. Wing's entire sales pitch was just saying no repeatedly until a guy who couldn't follow three simple rules bought the most dangerous pet in Chinatown. Mogwai care instructions exist because of people like Billy's dad. Inspired by Gremlins. The Details: Golden yellow traditional Chinese dragon illustration sits at the top, flanked by ornamental geometric corner accents. Brush stroke text reads "MR. WING'S" above bold serif text reading "EMPORIUM,"