Bob Morales 2028 - Unisex Hoodie nothing Bold distressed white text below

Bold distressed white text below reads "NEW YEAR

Championship trophies for toilet clogging exist because some people treat every bathroom visit like a title fight against municipal infrastructure

with smaller red text reading "HARTFORD

Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western-style serif text reading "DUCKIE

Bob Morales 2028 - Unisex Hoodie nothing Bold distressed white text belowBob Morales running for office is the most honest campaign in history because his platform is just chaos he already promised to deliver. That slogan is less political ambition and more a threat from a guy three beers deep. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Arched blue serif text reading "BOB MORALES" curves along the top of a circular red, white, and blue campaign button design. A blue halftone portrait of Bob Morales with an afro and mustache sits