Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s Vernon's detention empire runs on

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

Arched distressed white text reads "WICHITA" above orange "Est

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

so both are permanently off the table

Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s Vernon's detention empire runs onPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture