Drink Like a Champion Today - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt lynn Crawling through five hundred yards

Crawling through five hundred yards of sewage is a bold exit strategy

flanked by "MUNCIE" and "INDIANA

Design inspired by Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation

showing metallic plating and exposed mechanical detail with glowing red eyes

Drink Like a Champion Today - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt lynn Crawling through five hundred yardsDrinking like a champion requires zero athletic ability, which finally levels the playing field for the rest of us. Putting a shamrock on it just makes the commitment feel cultural. The Details: Distressed white block text with halftone texture reads "DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY." in bold uppercase lettering. A slightly weathered green four leaf clover sits centered beneath the text. Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Ring Spun Cotton (4. 5 oz). Soft