Ashley Schaeffer's Farmers Market - Long Sleeve T-Shirt new mexico Arched golden-yellow text reading "Holiday

Arched golden-yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s-style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses

A vintage hand-drawn portrait of Doc Holliday with a mustache sits between "SINCE" and "1881" above large script text reading "WHISKEY

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White Gothic blackletter text overlaying the figure reads "original gangster

Ashley Schaeffer's Farmers Market - Long Sleeve T-Shirt new mexico Arched golden-yellow text reading "HolidayI can feel it down in my plums. They're getting a nice bluish hue, gettin' ready to take 'em to the farmer's market. Special two plums for one. A very funny parody design inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton long sleeve T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality