Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex Hoodie boston White bold text below reads

White bold text below reads "BERRA AND RIZZUTO" above yellow script reading "40 Bowling Lanes

Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish

Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in a Santa hat was never part of John McClane's holiday plan

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Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex Hoodie boston White bold text below readsGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth