Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports @DadSaysJokes is a community-run dad

@DadSaysJokes is a community-run dad jokes network on Instagram

Jam out with the help of man's best friend—the Mini SubWOOFer

Gimme some of that bleached bun

The GUND Drops collection includes super soft premium materials and embroidered details that will last for years to come and are surface-washable for easy cleaning

Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" sports @DadSaysJokes is a community-run dadHey! Watch where you're chomping, Mini Venus Flytrap, you almost bit me! Oh, that was on purpose? Because to you I look like a giant bug? I mean I am covered in a protective exoskeleton. And I do have wings. And a thorax and abdomen. And I do reproduce by laying eggs on the underside of leaves. Huh. I guess I do kind of seem like a giant bug. Wait, am I a giant bug? I have a lot of thinking to do.