Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Khakis and a helpful demeanor

Khakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers

Distressed white text reads "COLUMBUS" above golden-yellow script reading "RiverSnipes" with a curved swoosh tail

A small yellow bobsled silhouette sits at the bottom

Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move

Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Khakis and a helpful demeanorAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid